So it's the start of a new school year, and since church programs revolve around the school year, it was the start of AWANA and Sunday School too. To make sure we all complied with our legal obligations, they held a "Plan to Protect" seminar for us. Basically an hour's worth of talk could have been condensed into 3 words.
Use.
Common.
Sense.
Not that the seminar was boring. It was actually far from that. We had a very important discussion of how exactly to make sure everyone is protected when taking children to the washroom. There was some, quite literally, potty humour.
A slide of particular note in the presentation said: "This is NOT a policy. It is a plan to ESTABLISH a policy." Sounds like someone in government wrote that.
This is NOT a policy. It is a plan to ESTABLISH a policy. <-- that one definitely got me laughing during the presentation...
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